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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 13:57:58 GMT
Jokes so bad, they're good!!  Since I'm a 5:2'er, I'll start off with one which is quite relevant... What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast! |
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Post by tasi on May 27, 2015 16:44:54 GMT
Who says Oh! oh! oh?
Father Christmas walking backwards
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Post by slinky on May 27, 2015 17:52:58 GMT
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie...he was too far out man!!
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 7:10:23 GMT
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors..
..it's something I could really see myself doing!
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Post by greeneyedmonster on May 28, 2015 13:33:07 GMT
I watched a documentary on boatt building the other night.....
......riveting.
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Post by greeneyedmonster on May 28, 2015 13:37:30 GMT
A sandwich walks into a bar,
Bar man says " sorry mate, we don't serve food "
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Post by greeneyedmonster on May 28, 2015 13:38:05 GMT
Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says...
" so how do you drive this thing?"
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Post by AA on May 29, 2015 8:07:05 GMT
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Post by nightowl on May 29, 2015 8:10:46 GMT
What's the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage
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Post by swansong1a on May 29, 2015 22:10:16 GMT
Let's have a bit of a geeky interlude... What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? An attempted murder! (Well I liked it  ) |
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Post by greeneyedmonster on May 29, 2015 22:14:19 GMT
Let's have a bit of a geeky interlude... What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? An attempted murder! (Well I liked it ) Lol. That is soooo baaaaaaad |
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Post by greeneyedmonster on May 29, 2015 22:14:59 GMT
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas
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Post by swansong1a on May 29, 2015 22:40:35 GMT
There's a band called 1023MB - they haven't had a gig yet...
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Post by swansong1a on Jun 1, 2015 23:48:02 GMT
C, E Flat and G walk into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve minors..."
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Post by lottie8 on Jun 6, 2015 17:00:02 GMT
Why do penguins walk softly ?
Because they cant walk hardly
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